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I see all the new inventions and revised old tools to help the teams find paranormal. I recently came across this new tool to cleanse homes and businesses of paranormal activity. The inventor is looking for beta testers and investors, so be the first in your area to cash in on this exciting new tool. This new tool is a large fan with built in mister's to mist Holy Water. It also has an optional sage pot that attaches to the back. Its been said that anyone can actually use a digital camera to capture orbs and spirits fleeing from this great invention. This Item is also available in a hand held battery operated device to 6 foot industrial fan that must be trailered. There is also a bible holder so you can blow the scriptures at the spirit. We also will be offering crystal holders for the fan so we cover all bases.





With all the crazy things we all read about in the paranormal field I am amazed at the claims people make.

I guess I must tell you I am the inventor of this really stupid paranormal tool. I did this as a joke to show how really dumb some of the paranormal field has become. The strange thing is after I finished this, I wouldn't be surprised to actually see it show up as something people would try and use. I am tempted to put this on some other sites april 1st as an april fools joke. But I can already see the idea taken and used as a way to charge clients. I can also see people taking pictures of the smoke from the sage and the mist from the fan causing orbs and present it to the client that it works. For those of you that are disappointed its fake it can be built very cheaply. For those of you that are glad its fake I hope you at least got a laugh out of this as that is why I did this in the first place.

Now that is a well thought out invention.

If you want the ghosts back, use the pentagram heating coil. It comes equipped with 5 candles, a goat head, Barbara Stryzand CDs, and a personalized spell book.

oh man, this thread gets better aand better.......

HAHHAAHAHAHAH! Brilliant! You should send this around on April fools! I guarantee you'll get some moron who believes it right away and writes to "chastise you" on your ethics.
But your joke makes a good point! How moronic the paranormal has become!

hi !!!
funny joke ! i thought i had ghosts in my house. i burned sage and said a prayer in all the rooms. i think it worked. it has been quiet.

thanks for complementing the joke. this is seriously how ridiculous the paranormal world has become.

OMG that is awesome lol , I bet you could actually sell them !!

I wonder if I can get a tv show on the scifi channel now. "Summoning Spirits With Stryzand CDs" And Ugly's would be "Ghost Fans" I think Ugly is a scientific project in which a mad scientist put a chip in his brain that connected it with the internet. How else would he find this stuff?