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Here is a new electronic device for sale that rids homes of ghosts, spirits, demons, and keeps them out. ( Please tell me there isn't anyone here dumb enough to buy this.)
Just when you think the Paranormal field can't get any worse along comes an invention like this.
The only advantage this might have is psychological in that they may believe they are now spirit free.

How it works ?

Trisaksri Ghost Repeller © composed of complex electronic circuit. The video camera was special designed to capture the invisible and inaudible signal generates from natural phenomenon such as ghost or spirit. The signal was then converted to radio signal and transmit to KILLER WAVE. The ghost spirit will be destroyed at this process. The device output is extremely sensitive to changes of as little as 0.5% of the strength of the Earth's magnetic field. Generally Ghost spirit usually emit weak natural electric field which can not be measured by normal meter or can not be responded by human senses. The device has been designed to ignore the AC fields of power lines, appliances, etc. It only interact with ghost's and animal spirit and no harm to human health.
FAQ
* What about my house has a good spirit of our ancestor protect my family, would this machine kill their spirit ?
Ans. The machine can distinguish the phenomenon signal input, good spirit and bad spirit has its characteristic, the device will ignore or skip the good spirit.
* What happen if we unplug the machine at later time, how can we sure the ghost won't come back again with more angry ?
Ans. The machine is smart than ghost, fear and not return. You did not battle with ghost, the machine fight with ghost for you. How can i know my house has ghost ?
* Ans.We can not tell you, you are the only person face this experience yourself. For e.g. having bad dream or nightmare every day, some abnormal noise in the night, fear in the night, etc.

To view the item and read the article...... I corrected spelling here.
http://www.boondee.net/ghost-repeller/index.html

This is hilarious.
That thing is a monstrosity. I love that it can tell the difference between good and bad spirits.

Also, I anxious to learn more about their upcoming products:
Our next project :
Universe Adventure Telescope
Mosquitoes trap KILLER

I've really been trying to find a device that renders a mosquito trap useless by the means of killing it.
_mike

Here's some more for ya:
Quasar Explorer Home Kit
Zombifier
Witch's Promise Broomstick
Magic Cup of Crimson Wonder (WOOOOHH JETHRO TULL YEAH!)
Jethro Tug Boat
EVP/MP3 Player
Laptop FLIR
Smiley Face Killer Killer
RFiD Chip Killer
Wowwoe Ghostbot
Cross of Broadsword
(Seirously, I think that is a RIDICULOUS item, Ugly. And I thought I was funny. They need more smart people working for them. I think their employee of the month was Bald Britney.)